Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Proffessional Terms II
I can’t help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...