Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
Televised operations
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...