Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...