Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Wrong place wrong time
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!