What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Unsanitary conditions
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Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
Have a life after death
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Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...