Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Even More Blonde Q and A
Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
You\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’re mamma\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...