Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem ———————————————————————-Substance: Woman Manufacturer: God Typical Size:...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.