Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...