What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Catching many fish
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