The insane conductor
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Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
The South Takes a Cue from Oakland
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Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Any last requests?
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