I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Black minister…
What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
A Miracle
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they...