football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...