Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
There were three men who were lost in the forest…
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.