My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
Lost Chapter In GENESIS….
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked...
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
The Preacher and the Donkey
A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...