Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN
|SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...