What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
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In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
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A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Men Are Like…….
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If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
You might be a redneck if…
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Elephants II
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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
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