Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...