Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...