On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...