If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
A Rainbow of Devotion
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...
Hacker syndrome
|There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Why Female Astronauts?
Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost...