Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Fear of bombs on planes
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all...
A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
Stupid Questions?
Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers around the country, proving...