Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
How to be a Good Wife
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950′s high school home economics textbookHave...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
You Might Be An Internet Addict If…
You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...