Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers…
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...