Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Program Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...