Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
I’ll trust you that you paid
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After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...