The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...