Computer acronyms list
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Embarrassing moments
Embarrassing moments The following are the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments...
Polak Plane Crash
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An old occupation
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‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
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Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
How’s business?
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How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...