Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Reasons to stay at work all night
|1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...