There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...