A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
The Hillary’s room
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains...
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Lawyer, police man, doctor
3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...