Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
So you don not know Jack Schitt…
So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...