Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...