The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...