15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...