Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
2 Wonderful Hours
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.