A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...