Turn back your car odometer
|A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...