How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
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Definition of Programmer
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Retirement
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What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
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I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Didja hear the news
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I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
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Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...