Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
A young lady walks into a doctors office…
A young lady walks into a doctors office. “Doctor I’m suffering from a terrible...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...