Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...