Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader