Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Question answer 04
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The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Looks bad on resume cover letters
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I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Military traditions
|Top Holiday Traditions In The Military9. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask8. Roasting...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...