Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Two Irish Men in A bar
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...