Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
A young blonde woman is distraught…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Hilarious Humor
|”And how’s yer wife, Pat?” “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous...
A delicacy
An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing....
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...