Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...