How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Blonde quickies 121-140
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A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
The power of the press
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Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
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A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!