Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)