Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Timbucktoo
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his…
For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...