Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A:...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...