Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...