Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
The Math Test
The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...